Please enjoy the video below of Ava singing the ABC's followed by a coked out version of "You are my Sunshine." Kids are so easy to trick into doing stuff.

Is it bad that the biggest moment of my week is quickly becoming every Wednesday's new episode of "MTV's Real World/Road Rules Challenge: Gauntlet III"? Because if that is wrong I don't want to be right. I look forward to the day when all entertainment is based solely on the exploits and hair-brained contests of drunken celebrity wannabes. I simply can't get enough. For me, it's all about the drama. Some of my favorite story lines:

Diem cashes in her new lease on life to spend her days stumbling around with Koko the sign language gorilla...oh wait, no, that's CT. What is she doing on the show anyway? Wasn't she planning to take some time off from these challenges so she could spend more time focused on dying from cancer?

Is it just me, or could Danny over dramatize something as simple as finding a half-eaten bag of cashews? I can see his testimonial now: (Boston accent) "It was just such an incredible moment for me, cause me and Mel have been talking a lot about cashews lately, and I knew that if she really believed in herself she could find some cashews. At that point I just felt like the whole world was against me and they wanted me and Mel not to find cashews...but when I found those cashews, it made all the doubt I had go away. Sharing that bag of cashews with Mel made it twice as tasty and I know we will have those cashews in our lives forever."

I love the constant look of comfortable befuddlement on Fat Eric's face. I swear that dude could drink poison and just shrug it off with a confused smile. He's so forgetable. In fact, I'll bet if you are a regular of the show, you forgot he was even on it until I just now reminded you. You're welcome.

Sorry to ramble, hopefully soon Rachel will decide to do some writing and I will stop wasting your time. Here's Ava.